Lawak gler: koleksi 8

Kisah Pertama:


A girl pregnant...

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with greyhair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of theproblem.

However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge."

"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account".

"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $5,000,000 bank account.If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him;

"Then you try again...!"



Kisah Kedua:




Seorang salesman sedang mempromosikan produk perusahaannya kepada seorang pelajar kolej.. Dia menanyakan pertanyaan tentang produk yang dipakai pelajar tersebut.

“Sabun mana yang anda gunakan selama ini?”

Pelajar tersebut dengan selamba menjawab, “Sabun Baba.”

“Kalau deodorant, deodorant mana yang anda gunakan?”

” Deodorant Baba,” jawab pelajar itu.

“Minyak wangi?”

“Minyak Wangi Baba.”

“Shampoo?”

“Shampoo Baba.”

Akhirnya dengan kecewa si salesman bertanya lagi, “Ok, apakah
jenama Baba ini jenama tempatan atau luar negara kerana saya belum
pernah dengar? Siapa tahu Anda selama ini memakai produk yang tidak sihat.”

Pelajar itu menjawab, “Bukan jenama tempatan atau luar negara. Baba
itu rakan sebilik saya.”


Kisah Ketiga:

Pd 1 hari, dua orang old man sedang menjamu selegha(selera).....tiba-tiba....berbunyik moto merempit...

pakcik 1:hei...apa meghempit tengah haghi  bta nih....oghang nak minum air pon x sempat....nk suap dalam mulut pn blm lagih...
pakcik 2:sabar....jemput minum dlu....
pakcik 1:dah sabar dah ni....klo tdak...dah lama terlekat tongkat kat kepala dia.....
pakcik 2:jangn cakap camtu....dia tu kan anak kmu...
pakcik 1:aik btul ka??

dengan malu dan embrrassed nya lari sekuat hati...

pakcik 2:aik??x pakai tongkat plak dia laghi...